quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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