Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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