He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Randomize
