yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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