Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
