yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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