yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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