how can u be prego again
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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