In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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