So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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