her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
lets start a swedish sibling band together
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
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