i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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