Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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