Well douche your snatch and let's go!
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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