Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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