i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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