its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Randomize
