What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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