Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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