She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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