im gay
i know
yea but for you.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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