if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
