Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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