'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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