i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I love you. Go after that dick
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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