Well douche your snatch and let's go!
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize