And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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