I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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