the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
i think i have two assholes
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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