i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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