My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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