I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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