talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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