I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I have grass duct taped all over my body
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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