I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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