I swear she didn't look like that last week.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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