ugly people sure do ruin things
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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