Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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