I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
