She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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