Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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