did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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