she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
A+ Viking dick
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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