plz talk dirty to me
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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