i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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