i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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