I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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