On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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