babies were throwing up all over the place
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
