So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Randomize
