so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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