i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
How does one acquire holy water?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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