Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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